Archive for February, 2007

Note to the cute girl…

Dear Cute Girl,

When walking in front of my car while my friend and I admire your natural beauty and tight physique, you should know that all eyes are on you. Please continue to walk in a normal, upright fashion for the remainder of the crosswalk as we crane our necks to take in all your glory. Once you reach the sidewalk, it is not a good time to change your gait into that of cowboy who just stepped off a horse after a 10-hour cattle drive. We can still see you. We thought maybe you had honey stuck to your inner thighs and you were trying to keep them apart, either way….weird. Don’t do that.

Sincerely,
coolest guys ever

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