Toe Fungus

What’s the deal with all the toe fungus commercials and online ads?! Is this really a big problem for a lot of people? I mean c’mon! Do I really need to see the animation of the toe “fun guy” yanking up the toenail on the big toe like a mechanic diving under a ‘73 Lime Green Chevy Nova car hood? Gross! I just can’t imagine the need for all these commercials. I mean, I have ugly toes but I’ve never got the fungus. I have many friends that have ugly toes, but none of them ever got the fungus. In fact I don’t think I’ve known anyone that had toe fungus. Athlete’s foot? Suure. Toe Jam? Suure. Ingrown Toenail? Suure. Leprosy? Suure. Canklitus? Suure, but never fungus.

There must be a lot of nasty people in the midwest and down south to tip the scales towards toe fungus. I say down south because there are many-a swamp down there and I figure that’s where you pick up the fungi. I say midwest because I don’t like them.


  1. Anthony B. said,

    May 31, 2006 @ 3:49 am

    Yo, I know that you remember my little toe nail problem from when we were all over at Billys house when he still lived with his parents dont ya???
    Shoot, I can’t even actually say what it was cuz its just a little to embarassing, but as long as you know, I am satisfied..
    Oh, shoot…
    I am really late for work now…
    K, lata..

  2. Billy said,

    May 31, 2006 @ 8:12 am

    I remember Tony running around the pool, but it sounded like a dog’s toe nails clacking loudly along the concrete.

  3. Anthony B. said,

    June 3, 2006 @ 7:06 am

    Where art thou son?
    Oh, wait a minute..
    You are out of town for the weekend..
    Sorry that I forgot dude..
    Please forgive for this horrific trangression..
    I actually just wanted to know if you could come up to the new house this weekend, and maybe we could watch the new XMEN 3 together, but oh well..
    Call me l8r K?
    I be outty 5000

    __We are the Knights who say Ni__

  4. Phil said,

    June 3, 2006 @ 12:27 pm

    I hate that damn commercial.

  5. Aimzee said,

    June 5, 2006 @ 11:48 am

    Lol! You know what’s the worst…that really gets me angry about these ads. Around here they run them mostly…get this…at dinner time. How disgusting and uncalled for!

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