Blogs and Thongs

Hey I was a guest blogger over at Wingheart today, go check it out.

I saw something today that I thought should be addressed. It’s just a friendly piece of advice for *some* of the ladies. Big ladies, like I’m talking BIG women, shouldn’t wear thongs. Or if they do, they should at least make sure that stuff stays hidden! Damn! No one wants to see that cottage cheese bubbling up over their pants flopping all over the place! And besides, what’s the point of a big momma wearing a thong? I mean, don’t normal undies get all wadded up in there anyways? All I’m saying is, if you just stepped out of a car wearing sweatpants and a guy is coming up to you to give you flowers, at least have the decency to pull up your breeches before taking the flowers. Otherwise it just doesn’t seem very classy and you probably shouldn’t get flowers. :)


  1. Aimzee said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 4:03 pm

    I think I’d be o.k. with that, but if there were some crackage going on, I would definately be a bit perturbed at having to see that.

  2. Anthony B. said,

    June 13, 2006 @ 3:38 am

    Nice dude… :)
    I was totally just going to say something about Big Momma before I got to the part where you mentioned it…
    The end of that movie where she was shown once again running on the beach with all of the nastiness was just utterly and completely wrong..
    That needs to be banned from real life situations…
    Let the worthless senators in congress debate that…

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