A few Chuckles

Thoughts for 2005

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person
to use the Internet and he or she won’t bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky…not really good for anything, but
you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars nd a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a clue as to where
the terrorists are. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge
of homeland security.


  1. Phil said,

    January 29, 2006 @ 7:40 pm

    I’m always up for a sandwhich.

  2. Anthony B. said,

    January 30, 2006 @ 5:29 am

    Rock on dude..
    Love the new look and feel…
    I have arrived..
    I know I’m late, but I am here all the same baby ;)
    Hey, I made a new post about you so go and have a looky…
    I shall return shortly…
    Outty 4999

    __We are the Knights who say Ni__

  3. Anthony B. said,

    January 30, 2006 @ 5:31 am

    Hey, dude..
    I was just thinking…
    There are a couple things that I would change…
    You dont’ have the option for the user to preview their post before submitting…
    That should be fixed, and also, after I hit submit, it just went to a blank page instead of redirecting back to the main page…
    Sup with that bra?????
    K, outty 4999

    __We are the Knights who say Ni__

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