A few Chuckles

Thoughts for 2005

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person
to use the Internet and he or she won’t bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky…not really good for anything, but
you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars nd a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 -
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a clue as to where
the terrorists are. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge
of homeland security.

3 Comments »

  1. Phil said,

    January 29, 2006 @ 7:40 pm

    I’m always up for a sandwhich.

  2. Anthony B. said,

    January 30, 2006 @ 5:29 am

    Rock on dude..
    Love the new look and feel…
    I have arrived..
    I know I’m late, but I am here all the same baby ;)
    Hey, I made a new post about you so go and have a looky…
    I shall return shortly…
    Outty 4999

    __We are the Knights who say Ni__

  3. Anthony B. said,

    January 30, 2006 @ 5:31 am

    Hey, dude..
    I was just thinking…
    There are a couple things that I would change…
    You dont’ have the option for the user to preview their post before submitting…
    That should be fixed, and also, after I hit submit, it just went to a blank page instead of redirecting back to the main page…
    Sup with that bra?????
    K, outty 4999

    __We are the Knights who say Ni__

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