Russian Soda

My friend Laura edited the Russian words on the bottle to be a little more fitting of the taste. See if you can notice the change, I thought she did a good job :)

Whatever you do, do not buy this soda. Do not be drawn in by its red wrapping with gold trim and the pretty picture of the Napolean-esque ruler. He does not come in peace. Do not fall for the fancy writing “HMNEPATOPCKNN” that is emblazoned arcoss the top. It doesn’t mean “delicious soda contained inside this bottle”, it most likely says “stupid American, buy now!”. I believe the KBAC is code for Kill Burn American Citizens…..and that’s what the contents of this bottle does. It tastes like poop. The only reason the bottle is half empty is because I made everyone try it, and then they’d promptly spit it out. Like I said, poop. How do I know what poop tastes like? I grew up on a farm.

There was poop everywhere.


  1. Phil said,

    February 1, 2006 @ 12:15 am

    Man, you wasted your college days. You mean to tell me you’ve never tried rum and kbac? (kids beating a cow) Or in russia, vodka and kbac?

  2. Anthony B said,

    February 1, 2006 @ 5:43 pm

    I have never even heard of it dude…
    Next time I come over, I will try it and spit it out…
    HOw does that sound?
    haha :)
    Hey, you know what?
    Chicken Butt…

    Peace out..

    __We are the Knights who say Ni__

  3. Anthony B said,

    February 1, 2006 @ 5:44 pm

    So far, I have been fairly faithful to comment every post and actually comment about what you post about..
    Are you yet proud of me?
    Who da Man?
    Outty 4999..

    __We are the Knights who say Ni__

  4. Phil said,

    February 1, 2006 @ 7:07 pm

    As the only other reader of this site, I’m proud of you. There may be some people too afraid to comment, but i think its just tony and me.

  5. Scott said,

    February 2, 2006 @ 12:19 pm


    Please, don’t hurt me!

  6. mego said,

    February 2, 2006 @ 1:04 pm

    that stuff was bad– thanks for sharing it with us all.
    i don’t ever remember you actually eating poop. although i tended to step in it alot

  7. normaljean said,

    April 14, 2006 @ 4:06 pm

    Hehehehehehe! Thanks for adding my chop job to the special blog i knew nothing about when i made that pic for you. ;P Hey, are you gonna post a blog about me now that I’ve become one of your faithful blogstalking minions?

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