Horror - scope

In my office there are three (male) Scorpios. One shares the same birthday as me, and the other is a few days later. Anyways John approaced us the other day and said, “well it doesn’t look too good for us boys”, he then handed us a piece of paper with our horoscope on it, it read:

The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son of a bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

How true it is.

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