txt me BFF4EVA

I’m sort of a pack rat when it comes to emails and text messages. I’m not sure why, I think I just like it when people write me so I want to remember all the happy things they said to me. It’s no wonder that I’m constantly running out of text message room on my cell phone. Today I decided to do some cleaning and came across some choice ones.

“brushzzzzzzzz /dude, wake up and stop being sooooooo gay” –sent to me in the afternoon at 3:14pm

“You safe love? Did you make it ok?” –Sent to me from David

“Sorry wrong # micah. U are my love too though!:)” –Sent 1 minute after the previous message

“Once i start kissing you wont be able to keep your lips closed” –not sent by Dave (thank God!)

“Johnny carson died :(” –Sent by Dave on a sad day.

“Are these still your digits? God i miss your sexy chaps.”

“Im elevatin my foot. Would u bring me some veggies? If no its ok”

“Sure. The krouts will take over all because you need to pack your boxers. Well, if you change your mind text me. I really want to try out those new maps.” –sent just 10 minutes ago

my personal favorite

“THEY SCRAPED MY UTERUS” –Sent by Kat after a visit to the you know what doctor


This sent to me by Phil after reading this entry:

“Put me on your damn blog!”


  1. EsoPhil said,

    July 27, 2006 @ 9:48 pm

    I’m the ultimate email packrat. I have virtually everything that anyone has ever sent me since I started emailing - both at home and at work. I’m one of those that might actually challenge gmail’s ridiculously huge storage capacity - though I don’t use gmail. I just recently learned how to delete absolutely worthless emails that have no future purpose.

  2. Aimzee said,

    July 28, 2006 @ 9:50 am

    Lol, I’m the same way. My inbox scrollbar is as thin as a toothpick, right now. And my newest phone has a feature that doesn’t let me keep more than 10 TMs, so that saves me. Otherwise, I’d be in trouble :D

  3. normaljean said,

    July 28, 2006 @ 11:09 am

    How come no txts from meeee???

    So EsoPhil and Aimzee, do you go back and read all these emails? Hopefully you do backups regularly.

  4. Anthony B said,

    July 29, 2006 @ 8:19 am

    Dude, that rocks…
    I am glad that I was on that list..
    Man, I have not sent you text messages forever..
    I think its becuase I went over by a lot one time on my bill
    becuase I dont’ have unlimited text messages..
    My bill was so outrageous that I decided to fear
    the text messages from that point on…
    With this latest blog entry by you though, I may just have to send you one..
    Heck, if you are lucky, I might even send you 2..
    ABC OUT!!!

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