Everyone, listen closely.

Hello my grand readers of 7! I need your help, not for me but my darling sister. It seems she has just discovered the acousticy, soothing sounds of John Mayer and lo and behold she really likes him. Now I know he’s been around for a few years, but this is par for the course when it comes to my sister. You see, the other day I was just talking to her about how I’m glad the Berlin Wall was destroyed and she was surprised! “Really? When did this happen?” was her confused response. My sister chooses to live in her own bubble, sheltered from the rest of the world. I usually take out my ‘reality pin’ and try to burst said bubble but since she’s popped out two kids I’ve given up. The kids add about 100x protection against reality. Why just yesterday I paid her a visit and as we sat in her parlor sipping Boston Sidecars and snacking on cucumber tea sandwiches she turned to me and said, “Did you know the one they call Oprah is black?!” It’s hopeless really.

But hope is not lost since I have you my dear readers! She has commanded me upon a mission to find her some John Mayer. I told her I didn’t have any JM, but maybe my friends would. She’s convinced all of you are holding out the JM. Therefore I am asking if any of you have a CD or two of his that I can borrow. Not to copy as that is illegal and I will not embark upon any illegal activities while this blog is standing. Maybe just to listen to? Once she gets to hummin’ a song it’ll stay there for weeks, so please help me. I don’t think I can bring myself to purchase JM even if it’s anonymous and on the Internet, I just can’t. So help.


  1. Phil said,

    August 26, 2006 @ 6:55 pm

    I own absolutely no John Mayer. Not that I judge people that own any John Mayer, but I don’t any even on accident.

  2. Anthony said,

    August 27, 2006 @ 3:32 am

    Well, you are in luck my friend becuase i have both oh his albums..
    I will try and stop by after work on MOnday, but please remind me K?
    I will hand over the goods.
    I shall return dear one…

  3. Aimzee said,

    August 27, 2006 @ 6:24 pm

    Uh oh, I guess I am having bubble trouble too. I didn’t know about JM until Anthony introduced him to me! Hope you are having a great weekend! :)

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