Does anyone know if I know a Crystal?

Yesterday I got home and noticed that there was a text message on my phone. Opening the phone I read this:

“Hey everyone this is crystal got a new phone number and this is it! So loves!”

Now we’ve all gotten wrong number dials, but I’ve never experienced a wrong number text. Amused, I decided to write this person back and gently let them know I didn’t know them. I wrote:

“that’s great crystal! But I don’t think I know u? loves!”

Putting it out of my head I went about my business until an hour later when I received:

“F**K head yes you do”

By this point I was guffawing and truly baffled, but I was busy and didn’t care to get all C.S.I. on this chick’s ass to figure out who the heck she was. I had forgotten about the whole incident until today when I received yet another text message from my long lost, easily forgotten friend Crystal:

“Fwd: I wanted to mail you something amazing, sexy and fine but the mailman told me to get my ass out of the mailbox! Keep this one going! :)”

*rolls eyes*. Oh great, as if it isn’t bad enough getting stupid forwards via email, now people do them with text messages?! Argh! I want to call this chica back and say, “look, I don’t know who the heck you are so stop sending me stupid crap” but on the other hand what if I do know her and then I’ll come off looking like a jerk! I mean, she could be hot. She sounds hot. Maybe I’ll call her tomorrow and say: ’sup? Chicks love it when guys talk like that. The hotter the girl, the jockier the guy and the more guttural ghetto language used equals a match made in heaven. She definately *sounds* hot, I’m calling her.


  1. Phil said,

    August 31, 2006 @ 5:08 pm

    Make sure that you’re wearing a backwards baseball cap when you say ’sup’. You want the full effect.

  2. Anthony said,

    September 2, 2006 @ 5:47 pm

    HOw did the conversation go?

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