The Departed

I saw The Departed over the weekend, and it is a GREAT movie. Even though many of my dear readers wouldn’t dare see a rated “R” movie, me being the uncircumcised Philistine that I am, I had no trouble going and enjoying the debauchery. Plenty of cussing and violence to keep your ears and eyes burning throughout the two and a half hours. A few twists and questions durnig the film will keep you wondering ‘how is this going to end?’ well I’m here to say, I’m not going to tell you. Go see it for yourself you lazy dog! It’s ok, God can’t see through movie theaters*, He doesn’t have to know, just tell Him you’re going to see Open Season and everything will be A OK! Seriously go see it!

*I don’t actually know if this is true or not, it’s just my ploy to build your trust so you go see the movie


  1. Billy said,

    October 16, 2006 @ 5:57 pm

    What if I did go see Open Season? On Sunday with my daughter?

  2. Micah said,

    October 16, 2006 @ 6:08 pm

    God approves.

    was it good?!

  3. Phil said,

    October 16, 2006 @ 7:24 pm

    I’m a Philistine. You’re a Micahstine

  4. Anthony said,

    October 16, 2006 @ 7:47 pm

    Dude, thats crazy..
    I have never even heard of this movie..
    It actually pretty sounds pretty tight from what I read about it though..
    I may just have to take you up on that offer..

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