Just another brutha

I was outta chocolate milk so I invited Tony over tonight because his nips always have an endless supply.

As always he ran in, bouncing off the walls and threw his big beautiful black biceps around me. Its always good to see Tony b/c he’s like a box of chocolates, I never know which kind of Tony I’m going to get. He came in so jazzed b/c he raced a honda on the way to my house and smoked him. For men it’s the little things in life that pump us up. Our time together was almost ruined since my internet was down. After a little poking, prodding and tinkering I decided to leave Tony alone and instead focus on trying to fix the internet problem. It didn’t take long to figure out the problem……the cable modem itself was dead. Cindy was pizzzzzzzed so Tony and I headed out to remedy her anger with a new modem. Best Buy had a varied selection and we were able to find a decent one.

While I was trying to set everything up Tony kept coming up to me about every 13.8 seconds, “Dude, did you fix it yet?” “Dude, why isn’t that done yet?” “Dude, how’s it going?” “Dude, dude, dude”. I was relieved when the show Cindy was watching (Wife Swap) actually captivated Tony and he let me finish the work I had to do. It didn’t take long for me to realize why Wife Swap was so enthralling to Tony. There was this lady on there and she was 100% off her rocker. She was a diehard southern christian which is fine, but she swapped places with a family that was really new agey and into astrology and such. This lady was rebuking and freaking out at everything about this other family. The sad thing is she had no basis for her extreme hatred (seriously that’s what it was). The new agey guy was trying to talk to her and reason with her as to why she thought his beliefs were so evil, but she wouldn’t even give him the time of day, instead she kept rebuking and claiming she was deep in a spiritual warfare etc…etc. Such ignorance, even Tony agreed. It’s sad because instead of sharing her faith/religion with this guy she just went off on him. The whole time she kept claiming how evil everything was but she was the one that seemed possessed. It was really sad, by the end of the show she was freaking out on the cameramen/women in her house practically pushing them out of her house, it was crazy. But it did make for some good tv, and when Tony left I was able to have enough clarity for more than 13 seconds to fix the modem, hence this post. But I never did get that Chocolate milk……

3 Comments »

  1. Phil said,

    February 20, 2006 @ 11:37 pm

    You’ve used the word ‘beautiful’ in two straight(are you) posts referring to men…

    I saw a clip of that lady on the internet awhile ago. Everyone needs a little rebuking every now and.

    Spiritual Warrior Exhibit A
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5464505634137914176

  2. Anthony B said,

    February 21, 2006 @ 8:33 am

    I went home and just typed in Margaret on Trading Spouses on google and found the same link..
    I was sooooo compelled to blog about it to…
    It just had to be done..
    I feel so bad about forgetting to pull my handy dandy breast pump and pump out some fresh Vitamin “T” enriched Chocolate Milk for you dude..
    Please forgive this transgression…
    So, as soon as you left you got the internet up huh?
    What exactly was the problem or did it just start working???

    ABC signing out..

    __We are the Knights who say Ni__

  3. mego said,

    February 21, 2006 @ 11:06 am

    ahh- you just gotta love tony. i miss seeing that crazy brutha.

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