Bare Laws

If you watch the news and you live in Oregon you may have heard about the man in Mt. Rainier that has been prancing around naked, much to the chagrin of the rest of society.
Why hasn’t he been arrested for his nasty nudity?

Because of Section1. ORS 163.465 which states that:

“It is not illegal for a person to be naked in public unless that person engages in sexual intercourse or attempts to arouse sexual desire with himself or another person.”

Isn’t that crazy? Who knew!
Y’see, this is why I can never be naked in public, I would be arousing all that sexual desire in all the females within a 1 mile radius. Yes, 1 mile. My body is that sexy underneath all these clothes. I really do hide it well, which is important because I don’t want to be accidentally breaking the law again.


  1. Anthony said,

    February 15, 2007 @ 7:27 am

    well, i would have to say that there is no argument that he is attempting to arouse sexual desire with himself..
    Well, then again maybe not..
    Maybe his is just that sick..
    Either way, he is utterly sick and this utterly foolish law called Section1. ORS 163.465 needs to be changed immediately…
    When I heard about this, I could barely believe it…
    Lets get a commitee together and fix it…
    you lead the charge and I will follow suit..
    ABC OUT!

  2. Phil said,

    February 16, 2007 @ 12:48 pm

    Just don’t break the law when I’m around…

  3. Anthony said,

    February 19, 2007 @ 7:09 pm

    Dude, where have you been?
    Man, have you been so busy as not to blog?
    I miss the micah lovin…
    hehe ;)

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