Destiny’s Child

The other night I was minding my own business when Beyonce came up to me and said, “We really need someone to fill in for us. We’re short a person and we need you.” I was stunned, but agreed. The next thing I knew I was quickly learning the words and steps for the performance that night. Beyonce was super nice and helpful with everything and we killed. The next day I was about to go to work with real estate stuff when she called me again and told me she really needed me again for the next show. I agreed but was having trouble remembering the words and steps. Nevertheless we still killed. That night Beyonce asked me to go on tour with her and the other girls. I was uncertain as to what to do because I figured The Brit wouldn’t approve since our business was picking up. That’s when Beyonce told me that they would pay me $20,000 per concert. Even with such an offer I still couldn’t decide.

The next morning I had to laugh. 20k per show? I’d be there in a heartbeat….sorry Michelle. Too bad Destiny’s Child isn’t together anymore. With me on there, we would’ve cleaned up!


  1. Phil said,

    June 14, 2007 @ 8:10 am

    You wouldn’t be making 20k a show if you danced like you did at the killswitch show!

  2. mego said,

    June 17, 2007 @ 5:49 pm

    what did you have to drink before you went to bed? crazy stuff.

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