Yellow Splotch

I was just in the bathroom getting ready for bed like I often do, when I noticed a yellow splotch on my chest. The last couple days I’ve been sunburned and I was concerned that maybe my skin was freaking out or cancerizing. The splotch was weird looking, it wasn’t a bright yellow, or a redish-yellow, rather it had more of a jaundice flare. Upon closer examination I realized it wasn’t some rare form of chest cancer, but actually dried mustard from earlier, during the thunderstorm (see post below). I was eating a sandwich and must’ve squirted some mustard on my hairy chest, I was so captivated by the lightning, I hadn’t even noticed. Then I let out a big belly laugh because it reminded me of how awesome it is to be a guy. We can walk around all night with our shirts off and mustard stains on our chests and not have a care in the world! I love it.

Lightning storms are fantastic.

3 Comments »

  1. mego said,

    July 13, 2007 @ 11:21 am

    all i got to say is, you need to find yourself a good woman. check yourself over before you go see clients, you could have a boogie hangin out your nose.

  2. Phil said,

    July 13, 2007 @ 11:50 am

    So why were you driving around shirtless?

  3. Pamela said,

    July 14, 2007 @ 6:45 pm

    Classy! Although to be honest, sounds exactly like something my dear husband would do.

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