Since my last post…

I know it’s been quite a long time since my last post, I don’t know what happened but it felt like I could never get back to my blog.
So here’s a quick update of what has happened since I last wrote:

I am now a proud Grandfather of three

I just started collecting Social Security

I am semi-retired and in my spare time I joined the Benevolent and Protective Order of the Elks

Last week I had hip replacement surgery, this was after my ‘fall’

I became a millionaire but lost it all investing in portable toilet seat warmers. At the time ‘Hot Buns’ seemed like the perfect thing to put my money into, it was a product I could really get behind.

Formed a bluegrass metal band called ‘Bluetallica’. We were huge in Argentina and Mauritius but had to break up after an unfortunate straw hat incident.

Found the meaning to life, but lost it.
More to come…

5 Comments »

  1. Phil said,

    September 9, 2007 @ 10:43 pm

    That would be your second hip replacement right? I remember the one you had in college.

  2. David said,

    September 10, 2007 @ 2:35 pm

    I like the new theme. Good to hear that you’re back and recovering well from the (second) hip replacement. Have you decided where you’re going to retire to?

  3. EsoPhil said,

    September 10, 2007 @ 9:26 pm

    Even when you aren’t really writing about anything in particular, you are funny and entertaining as always. You’ve been missed :)

  4. Jake said,

    September 13, 2007 @ 11:40 am

    Shew, I thought I killed Everlasting Truth or something!!!

  5. Anthonh said,

    September 16, 2007 @ 8:52 pm

    haha..
    Wayyyyyyy to funny son..
    At this rate, you will be dead before another post gets up if you are aging that fast…
    hehe ;)

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