Speaking of nice hands

If you’re ever sore and you’re longing for a hot woman to rub her hands all over you, I know just the person. My amazing friend Jasper has recently become an official LMT (Licensed Massage Therapist). I say ‘official’ because she has always been rubbing people down, now she has initials after her name so it looks better. Before the LMT the meetings were usually scheduled in some dark alleyway or under the Burnside Bridge, but now she has come out in the open and has even secured her very own massage space! This is exciting stuff. In case you’re wondering just how good Jasper is, look at a review by a recent client:

“Mmmmmmm so, good. MMmmmmmmmmHmMmHM want more” –Micah

She has fingers that poke and press, elbows that dig and hands that squeeze. She’s sure to make you groan, grunt and wail….sounds like most of my Saturday nights! :) I shouldn’t even have to tell you about the benefits of massage. Most people see it as a luxury but honestly I feel so much better for weeks at a time when I see Jasper regularly, and so will you. But first you have to make that call and convince yourself you deserve it. You do.

In addition to having heavenly hands, today is Jasper’s birthday. She’s turning 20-something. Make her birthday great by giving her money in exchange for a massage. Then you can personally meet the exquisite woman with piercing green eyes and radiant smile that has a natural knack for massage and healing. You won’t be disappointed. I never am!

Happy Birthday Jasper! It is with much love and pride that I can call you such a great friend.


  1. mego said,

    October 30, 2007 @ 2:16 pm

    i concur.. she does a wonderful job. … maybe somebody will send me to her for MY birthday… then we will all be celebrating!

  2. Anthonh said,

    October 31, 2007 @ 3:34 pm

    Simply glorious I say again..
    Oh, and I shout out at the top of my lungs HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you Jasper as well…
    ABC OUT! ;)

  3. Anthony said,

    October 31, 2007 @ 3:38 pm

    I just realized that I kept on typing out my name wrong..
    Its because i have had firefox remember stuff as i start typing it in, but i must have typed it in wrong..
    Wait, it might just be that I have had your site remember my info in cookies and tyed it in wrong that way..
    Not sure..
    I will just delete the ET cookies and re submit them correctly..

  4. momma said,

    November 1, 2007 @ 7:48 am

    I also concur - KUDOS to Jasper for her wonderful hands, her radiant personality and the love that flows from her and surrounds as us mere mortals are in her presence. You are the best Jasper!!!!! Happy Birthday to you - hope you get this message…..and hope to see you soon - or is it your hands or elbows or whatever!@!!! LOVE YOU!!

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