How does this happen?

This is directed to people out there that know anything about fabric and clothes. Please look at the picture below and explain to me how this happens? This is one of my favorite new shirts and out of nowhere I slip it on and notice there is a freakin’ puncture hole in the chest area of my shirt! I just got this shirt and have only been washed it a handful of times! The worst part is that the hole is big enough to let some of my little chest hairs escape and spring forth like wild grass in a springtime meadow. I know my sexy chest hair turns on many of the ladies but I like to keep it under wraps, otherwise they’d tear into this puncture hole and ruin my whole shirt. Does anyone know what causes this? I also have two puncture holes side-by-side in my pajama pants. It looks like a small rodent with fangs bit into my pants.

9 Comments »

  1. Scott said,

    February 3, 2008 @ 6:22 pm

    I think it’s from detergent with bleach that doesn’t dilute well enough can sometimes do it. Otherwise it could be a little rip that just got worse in the washing machine.

  2. Billy said,

    February 3, 2008 @ 9:22 pm

    I can hear your chest hair chanting, “Nobody puts baby chest hair in a corner!”

  3. mego said,

    February 5, 2008 @ 3:49 pm

    i think you have moths nibbling on your clothes at night.

  4. Phil said,

    February 6, 2008 @ 1:43 pm

    Do you have a cat?

  5. Aimzee said,

    February 8, 2008 @ 11:55 am

    Ooooh I see now what this puncture mark is all about. I have to say it looks like moths to me. They are incredibly sneaky…the bastards.

  6. Anthony B said,

    February 8, 2008 @ 5:14 pm

    Yeah, I am afraid that I am not going to be able to help
    you out here sonny…
    I have not had the experience of clothes getting holes
    without me having caused the holes to exist…
    Hey, I like the new look of your site..
    Did you install a new package for this or something?

  7. Anthony B said,

    February 8, 2008 @ 5:14 pm

    yes, i just now watched it..
    I know that you just gave me this video months ago,
    But laziness abounds..
    haha.

  8. Jake said,

    February 22, 2008 @ 1:20 am

    Can we just admit that we don’t know why this happens and move on??? It’s been nearly 20 days!!

  9. Anthony B said,

    February 26, 2008 @ 4:49 pm

    Yeah, I would say its time to update son..
    Lets get it done..
    Geez, you are lazier than even me and
    thats saying something..
    haha..

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