All you have to do is ask

Talking with a friend after kickboxing….

Friend: So what are you guy’s doing tonight for ‘guy’s night out’?

Me: I dunno. Our one friend canceled on us so it’s just me and Phil. He had time to kill on this side of town so I told him to go to Best Buy while I finished up Kickboxing.

F: Oh tell him to get me a HDMI cable!

M: Why, do you have a new kick ass setup?

F: Yeah it’s nice.

M: Cool! When am I coming over for movies, popcorn and steak?

F: I don’t know you well enough yet, you might be a serial killer.

M: True, but you’ve never bothered to ask me.

F: Are you a serial killer?

M: Yup.

F: Oh…

M: See? Now you know. Can I come over? I promise not to kill you, I just want to watch movies on your sweet setup.

F: Sure.

Just kidding everyone! I’m not really a serial killer…or am I? Guess only time will tell. hahah. Later it occurred to me that maybe she meant CEREAL killer and I better understood her hesitation about letting me come over. She didn’t want me to eat all her cereal, understandable. Believe me if she had Honey Nut Cheerios or Honey Bunches of Oats there wouldn’t have been a single morsel left. I would’ve ripped open those boxes faster than a junkyard dog on a meat biscuit.

mmmm…a Meat Biscuit sounds good.


  1. Reese said,

    August 21, 2008 @ 8:55 pm

    Meat Biscuit? Interesting.

    I’m blogsurfing instead of packing and going to walgreens for an ipod/laptop cord.

  2. mego said,

    August 22, 2008 @ 8:04 am

    sooo funny… CERiously… come over and i’ll give you a meat biscuit.

  3. Anthony B. said,

    August 22, 2008 @ 8:21 pm

    I have to say, that was a fairly random post..
    A tad bizarre, but in a good way.
    Know what I be sayin?
    peace, and we outta here.. ;)

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