The power of the rubber ducky

I came home late Tuesday night after 3 hours of working out and krav magaing. I was tired, hungry and a little mopey. I’m not usually mopey, but all my muscles hurt so I think it made me mopey. Dave’s hot tub was out of commission (too much romping) and no pretty girls were around to rub me so I decided on a nice hot bath even though I didn’t have any bubbles. I laid there in my own stew thinking about life, my sore muscles and tried to figure out why I felt so darn mopey. It was then I turned my head and noticed a small rubber ducky perched on the side of the tub happily smiling away at me. He looked like he needed to go for a swim so I pushed him in. He floated back and forth and around my bits for a bit and bobbed up and down with the waves I created. You know the funny thing? After awhile I actually felt less mopey. Maybe it was the warm water, but I’d like to think that Mr. Rubber Ducky had something to do with it.

Then, after I was feeling better I tried to drown him by filling his plastic body up with water but he kept rising to the surface, smiling and squeaking like a trooper. That’s a strong duck. Since his body was full of water I took him out and squirted all the water out, but it made him look like he had the runs. This gave me even more joy, after 4 more squirts, and retarded laughing to myself, I was good as


  1. Anthony B. said,

    September 11, 2008 @ 10:36 pm

    I was just about to ask what krav magaing was, but I looked it up online..
    Even though it makes me look dumb to say that I didn’t know what it was, I am taking the chance to say it anyway..
    Hows that for courage?
    You know, as I make the text monstrous, its really quite easy to read your blog entries..
    This makes me very please bruzzzzzzzzzzz…………..
    I don’t do well with small text on the screen from any website anywhere…
    K, I am all done yapping it up…
    Time for beddy bye…
    ABC OUT!

    __We are the Knights who say Ni__

  2. mego said,

    September 12, 2008 @ 7:29 am

    now you know why ernie likes them, and even sings about them… and your nieces do too!

  3. Aimzee said,

    September 14, 2008 @ 8:51 am

    Rubber duckies and a nice hot bath make everything better :)

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