Rhymes about gettin’ some….

During a lively email discussion between a couple of friends this morning we got to talking about my one friend’s lack of a girlfriend. We were trying to help the good fellow out with advice on gettin’ the ladies, but suddenly the conversation turned into rhymes about his dating woes.
Please to enjoy. Pipe in with your own!!!

when he should be tomcattin’
he’s lollygaggin’
that’s our Bill
who has never had his fill.
a man without a plan
for getting a WO-man
he needs to step it up at least
if he expects to get a piece

His penis wouldn’t be lonely
If he found a woman that’s homely
And humps like a dream
While he’s eating his iced cream

But if he gave her a break
and bought her a steak
she’d leave him alone
just him and his bone
Ahh..but if he took a chance
And gave her some romance
He might find some luck
When she says “Fancy a F*ck?”

#6 (Bill’s Response)
Archie is smart
Micah likes to fart
f*ck you guys!


  1. Momma said,

    April 10, 2009 @ 1:59 pm

    Bill’s awesomely sharp
    He’ll win some girl’s heart
    In the meantime, he’ll practice
    And score with an actress (hopefully!)

  2. Michelle said,

    April 10, 2009 @ 7:54 pm

    Bill is a great guy
    He should reach for the sky
    Don’t settle for a loser
    Just be a better chooser

  3. Big Sexy said,

    April 11, 2009 @ 8:16 pm

    Bill’s had some great sex
    Just ask any ex
    They say he’s the best
    He sure likes big breasts

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