Contents of an alive man’s pockets

My co-worker just came in to remburse me for an office supply purchase I made.

“Do you have $.08? If you do I can give you an even $15.”

“oh, I might I think I felt some change in my pocket.”

I unloaded my non-key holding pocket (My keys only go in my left pocket and nothing else that way I can always feel if I have them or not) and set the contents on the table.

One crumpled up dollar, plus a quarter and a penny. Two Burt’s Bees chaptsticks (one mint, and one honey flavored), some random pill, a 2gb thumb drive, one used ear plug and a piece of plastic.

I had to laugh. I always have the most random crap in my pockets. All my co-worker could do was say “gross!” I think it was the dirty ear plug that put it over the top.

What about you? What are in your pockets right now?


  1. Anthony said,

    May 11, 2009 @ 8:04 am

    well, since I just got dressed, I have not had time to put anything into the ole pockets…
    So, I can’t help you there.
    hehe ;)
    Possily l8r, I can stuff some crap in there and then let you know..
    Until then, PEACE OUT and SEE ya L8r…

    __We are the Knights who say Ni__

  2. mego said,

    May 11, 2009 @ 8:30 am

    hey bro,
    my pockets always have snotty nose rags from lil children- gross!
    but seriously, the honey burt’s bees tasts terrible!

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